Levi Johnston is no stranger to names that are akin to child abuse. Considering that he was once engaged to a Bristol (Palin), has a son named Tripp, and is currently dating a woman named Sunny, you’d think that he’d finally want to end the insanity when it comes to names that make you roll your eyes deep back into the pit of your cabeza.
But alas, no.
In keeping with the grandest traditions of hick mayhem, Johnston has already decided on a name for his soon to be released bastard child and it’s a doozy. Inspired by firearms and other forms of weaponry that would make Charlton Heston weep with emotion, Levi has decided to name his daughter Breeze Beretta after the Italian handgun.
I guess Shotgun, AK-47, and Slingshot were already taken.
Since the Palins won’t allow Levi to see Tripp much since he owes alot of money in back child support, he is hoping to start fresh(er) with his new spawn, and he intends to marry his baby mama as well. “I’m actually in love,” he says, “not doing it just because we had a kid together.” Isn’t that what they all say? We all know it’s cheaper to keep her.
