Good gawd. It’s been how many years and just now LiLo figures out how to one-up the media? Sheesh. It took awhile, but better late than never, I suppose. Today a Funnyordie video came out featuring Lindsay Lohan emulating an eHarmony video soliciting a new significant other.
In the spoof, LiLo says, “Hi, my name’s Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single, I think, and I’m looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with – or, at least, the rest of my probation with.
“A little bit about me… I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur, and I have single-handedly kept 90 per cent of all gossip sites in business. I would define my personality as creative, a little bit of a night owl, a workaholic, shopaholic, and according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work at hotels.
“And to put all those rumors to rest, I am not broke. I actually have over $400 in the bank…
“I’m looking for a compatible mate who’s looking for a night on the town, as long as he or she is driving of course; likes ankle monitoring bracelets, and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders…
“So if you think you can handle a redhead with a bit of sass… and by that I mean a redhead who’s crazy – I mean, don’t pretend like you don’t know me, you’ve all read about it – we’ll crash a few parties, a car or two… You can find me on the cover of Us Weekly, ’cause I’m ‘so alone’.”
Well, I admit, LiLo tries. The only thing is, is the video isn’t really that funny. It’s actually kind of sad. Damn that girl needs a hug AND a visit with Dr. Drew.
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