Papa Lohan means business. Sure he’s got some problemos of his own, but damn it, he’s concerned about his hot mess daughter. And although he may be a huge problem and has been a part of why she’s wacked out, perhaps in a very strange way he’s helping himself?
Well, it has been a whirlwind of a couple weeks for Lindsay Lohan and company. After publicly telling his daughter that if she will not sit down to speak with him, he’d pull a Britney style conservatorship on her, it seems Papa Lohan is going to make the inevitable happen.
It is obvious this beotch needs help. You can’t go on partying, going on late night binges and dragging your teenage sister along with you.
TMZ reported that LiLo has a big fat chance of heading to the slammer for violating terms of her probation and Papa doesn’t want that. Instead he wants the bitch to quit stumbling around and get a frickin’ grip on life!
So what exactly DOES he want? Now before you start yelling, “ching, ching, ching!”, first think about it. Is there really any money left? When was Lilo’s last real acting gig? Yeah, think long and hard bitches, ‘cuz it’s gonna take you awhile.
According to TMZ, Michael wants Lindsay in rehab but not a traditional, group facility where she has been a couple times before. He wants a private home with lots of doctors.
I’m thinking this week, shiznit is going to get wicky wild!