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Oh snap! Lindsay Lohan fired from community service gig!



How in the eff do you get fired from a community service program? Seriously. Well it is possible, just ask Lindsay Lohan. Yeah. Freckles can make the impossible possible. TMZ is reporting that Linds was kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center community service program due to numerous rule violations and yes, the majority of the violations have to do with attendance (lack thereof).

So could this mean Judge Stephanie Sautner will finally throw Freckles in jail?

Well, it is very possible that she could go to jail (deja vu, right?) because part of the deal was that as part of her probation for that shoplifting case, Lindsay was supposed to work 360 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center. I’m guessing she hasn’t even made it through HALF of those hours.

The judge made the following clear:

*She is supposed to be reliable.
*She is supposed to be non-disruptive.
*She is supposed to work FOUR hours at a time.

So here’s the deal…she apparently would only work one hour increments and no-showed NINE scheduled visits. I’m telling you, this girl doesn’t give a rat’s ass. And of course, she has an explanation for all of this. SHE is saying that these peeps at the Women’s Center were all mean to her from the get-go. MEAN GIRLS. Now, I don’t seem to remember that was the case. At any rate, she now has been moved to work her hours over at the Red Cross and she is “loving” it.

Blah freakin’ blah.

All I can say is that next week, I cannot wait to see if the judge unleashes her fury upon Freckles.

Hopefully she shows up to court wearing a bra and with nicely brushed toofs.


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