Hurricane Sandy Slaps The Lohan Family

Mother Nature is a bitch and doesn’t play! This is what happens when scattered showers meet scattered brains!

If any of you recall, it was just a few days ago that Lindsay Lohan, aka The Strawberry Snortcake, placed her crackpipe down just long enough to tweet her delusional thought about the then oncoming storm headed to the east coast. While most of us knew the storm by another name, it appears that Team Lohan didn’t quite get the message. She tweeted

“WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity!”

While the rest of us battened down the hatches and prayed that Hurricane Sandy not damage our homes or kill us, the Lohan family cleaned off spoons for their next hit and partied on. Well, Sandy or Sally or whatever you want to call her had news for the family.

She was coming for them!

Unfortunately for us, Hurricane Sandy did not exactly finish the job. She just left behind a verbal slap or two. Photos were taken of Dina Lohan’s neighborhood yesterday and it was in a state of chaos. Or shall I say, moreso than usual. A tree was uprooted from her property and tore into her roof and then landed into the family pool. I’m sure if the Lohans saw hail on the ground outside their house, they tried to snort it up!

That tree should sue for emotional distress!

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