And apparently, she thinks the common folk out there actually want to hear what goes on in that tattered cranium of hers. According to reports, America’s favorite
crackhead F-list actress Unhinged Ginge is having a sit down (legs un-crossed, beaver flashing more than likely) interview with the oldest journalist in the game, Barbara Walters.
It’s been years since the last time these two sat down for a tet-a-tet. If the rumors and speculation are true, Strawberry Snortcake will be sitting down with Walters in as little as a few weeks. More than likely, the interview will in part help to promote her new movie of the week, Liz & Dick. Expect Walters to go over the parallels between Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor’s life: teen stardom, the paparazzi, and addiction battles. I hope they don’t forget to ask Lohan about things that don’t parallel. Like flashing your va-jay-jay for Twitter, slapping your mama with a crack pipe, posing for jail house calendars, doing bumps with your Daddy, suffering from an incurable case of White Girl Wasted syndrome, et cetera.
Can’t you just wait for Liz & Dick?!