OK, now that she is a ginge again, I thought I would give her some appreciation, but I cannot!
Look at those roots! Her hair has been fried, dyed, and laid to the side so long in that white trash hue that now even her naturally red hair is rebuking further follicle f*ckery.
And why is she growing her hair that long? Ordinarily, long hair like that would take the attention off one’s face, but in this case I really want to see what’s underneath those shades. I’m sure a facial FAIL. Who does she think she is…Rapunzel?! It’s still not long enough for her to hang off the side of the 6th floor of the rehab clinic she plans to escape from on her next visit. And trust…there will be one.
The good thing in all of this is that now when I call her the strawberry snortcake, it will make more sense.
