When you are one of the hottest ginges on the planet (eyeroll), there are lots of things that must remain in check to keep the gorge flowing. Tresses must be attended to. Facials must be applied. Botox must seep. Skin must be
oranged bronzed. And so in yet another case of Lindsay Lohan versus The World, a tanning salon is chasing after Lohan for a check. It seems that Lindsay was ordered by a Nevada judge to pay a $40,000 bill to a salon but she has not paid one cherry red cent, so now the salon is tracking her down in California.
Let’s hope Strawberry Snortcake is stashing away all her millions (laugh) from Lifetime’s Liz and Dick to pay off this company. But don’t get it. Why does this news not surprise me? If you are a small business owner, you should know by now. If you see Lindsay Lohan approaching your store, just deny her entry, close the blinds, or turn on all the surveillance cameras. Because something is going to go down. She has officially pulled past Winona Ryder when it comes to Hollywood hussies screwing over the little man. Twisted, folks.
This will not be the last time!