Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson‘s dad? What the freakin’ deuce? Damnit, can we just get some goll damn paternity tests ordered up already? Somebody phone up Maury for cripe’s sake. If we haven’t heard it all in the Michael Jackson case, today will be a day that you can say you have. From the dermatologist to a close friend to Michael’s own sperm thrown up in Debbie Rowe’s vadge, the controversy over who is the real father of Michael Jacko’s children Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket remains a freakin’ mystery that not even Sherlock Holmes could handle.
And now the latest ridiculous rumor is that Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin is the mystery dad of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket. For gawd’s sake, Michael looks more like Blanket’s father than Macaulay does. Heck, George Foreman looks more like Blanket’s father than Macaulay does. Sheesh.
Well, anyhow, here’s the ridiculousness.
Apparently, Culkin is said to have donated sperm to help Jacko create his seven-year-old offspring with an unknown surrogate mother. Sure Michael and Macaulay had such a good bond that you could have called them the M & M brothers.
One source says, “It is well known Jackson and Macaulay shared a unique bond. Now rumors are spreading like wildfire that Macaulay, who Jackson nicknamed Mack, is actually Blanket’s biological dad. This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father. So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolized him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”
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