Well, Madge the Vadge can scream at the top of her lungs and coat her vadge in a pool full of peanut butter because today she is more than likely celebrating her big fat win against Guy Ritchie. It has been reported today that Madgey won her residency battle against her ex and will now move their two wittle boys to America. They’re coming to freakin’ America. Peeps in the UK are also celebrating…this is a day of reckoning…the UK’s Don’t-Let-The-Door-Hit-Ya-On-The-Way-Out Madge Vadge Day. In honor of this glorious day, you are to all roll around in baby powder and throw on a camel-toe-licious white leotard. What…didn’t you get the memo?
While Lourdes is already in New York, Rocco Ritchie and David Banda will pack their transformers, their
nannies and make the big trek to New York. For now it is only a temporary permission from the courts, but soon the move will be made permanent.
“Everything is going to be resolved in the next couple of weeks. Everything is going well. It’s pretty amicable at the moment. Things are progressing.”
Somewhere Guy Ritchie is crying to lose his boys, but happy to have that crazy beotch outta his country for good!
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