Madge continued her baby adoption mission yesterday with a trip to Malawi. The Angelina-wanna-be arrived with daughter Lourdes, Rocco and David in tow and their private jet landing in the capital of Lilonwe.
Today Madge asked a judge in Lilongwe for permission to adopt four-year-old Mercy James as a ‘sister’ for David, however, the judge is making the baby snatcher wait…until FRIDAY! Whhhaaaaaa?!! Why?
Well, it seems like Mercy’s memaw-maw is causing a big ole stink at the prospect of Madge adopting this little doot doot, who has been living as an orphan FOR YEARS!
Ummm, that totally does not make any sense.
“We feel Madonna is behaving like a bully,” said Undule Mwakusungura, chairman of the Human Rights Consultative Committee. “She has the money and the status to use her profile to manipulate, to fast-track the process.”
Ya damn right she does…Madge has the ching to buy all of Malawi if she wants. Step aside, Undule! Let Madge fly the jet right up to the orphanage, put “Holiday” on the jet’s speaker system and allow Madge to snatch all the Malawian babies she can fit in her private jet. Heck, maybe Madge could adopt crabby pants Undule too!
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