Dear gold-diggers, hussies, and tramps of indeterminate means, pay attention because this next post might save your money woes! Once you get the man with the money to say, “I do!”, then you do… ALL that you can to make him pay up big time when he wants to get back with you, because as you already should know…
It’s cheaper to keep her!
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver tied the knot before sluts could jump online and figure out where all the men with money were. Do not forget, people. Maria Shriver is a Kennedy. The women in that family can smell a check a mile away before the ink has dried. Now that Schwarzenegger has been caught red-handed cheating and that he is now officially a ‘babydaddy’ by his maid no less?
You know Maria was mad when photos emerged and this woman was significantly roomier than Maria, who used to be roomier before she got involved with The Governator. So she must have been thinking to herself…
“I said no to Krispy Kremes all these years and this is the thanks I get?!”
But religion is a tricky thing. It has been known to *gasp*, keep marriages together. Reports are that Maria and the Catholic church are possibly open to a
check reconciliation. Those Kennedys take their vows seriously. But the question remains…is Maria worth more single or coupled?