Now that Britney Spears has signed on the dotted line to sport her crazy to live television audiences for at least a season or two, it looks like another pop singer is set to descend upon a network with her own special brand of WTF.
With Steven Tyler out to give his vagina lips time to deflate and Jennifer Lopez contemplating another season of judging the show, American Idol is hoping for some new blood to pump some fresh life into their hit franchise. With viewership down nearly 25%, the producers were possibly looking to get rid of even Randy Jackson, who is the only original judge left from the old days when Simon Cowell was there to berate would be singers. But in a strange twist that would leave Hello Kitty all a-glow, reports are surfacing that Mariah Carey, who is produced by Jackson, is inching closer and closer to a deal. And now just any deal, folks. Mariah’s deal would pay her more than what J. Lo made in her second season and possibly as much as what Brit Brit is being paid to attempt to read a teleprompter.
What do you think? Does Mariah have what it takes to be a judge? Can she be mean? Can she match J.Lo’s fabulous costumes week in and week out? Can she keep her lambs happy! Only time will tell! One thing is for certain. There will be no show with Lopez and Carey.