Dear Mary. J. Blige,
Peaches & Herb called. They want their look back!
Mary looks like she either fell out of a bad 70s sitcom or her stylists sniffed a bit of angel dust. Whatever the reasoning behind their follicular f*ckery, Rock of Ages, the 2012 summer movie that intends to prove that Tom Cruise can do everything, including sing, is out with new stills and a trailer to accompany it. I watched the trailer and although I cannot tell exactly what is going on, the imagery alone is enough to make me want to see the movie. I want to try and figure out once and for all what is it about Julianne Hough that says to Hollywood “hire me?”.
Because I have yet to see a reason to put this alleged starlet in anything other than a commercial where she does not have a speaking role. I want to know who snatched John Travolta’s old lace-front and applied it to Alec Baldwin’s cranium? There are so many questions when I see this trailer, people. More than likely, you too will have your own.
Looking at Mary J.’s photo above makes me want to strap on some roller skates, turn on the radio and listen to some Donna Summer! One thing is for certain. This time next year, Mary. J. Blige’s wigs and weaves are going to win a Razzie for Best Supporting Accessory!