Welp, Michael Lohan has been arrested again…for, domestic violence. When I found out that Lohan was arrested for going nutso on his on-off again girlfriend Kate Major, I did a big fat eye roll. These two are just, I can’t.
While it is sad that these two continue to drive each other crazy, I find it mildly entertaining that according to the police report, Papa Lohan flipped the eff out and threatened to kill Major because “she wouldn’t give him a ‘bl*w job’”.
Apparently all went down in Tampa when Michael was paying a visit to Major when he started to get upset with her regarding an upcoming domestic violence court hearing. They started arguing and well, things got violent.
Not only did he supposedly push Major, but he squeezed her arms and said that he would “slit both his wrist and her wrist. He also threatened to throw her off the balcony (4th floor).”
Well the night before they had an argument too that was supposedly triggered by a sexual encounter.
The report says that “[Kate Major] did not want Michael to ejaculate inside her. Michael Lohan stated he did ejaculate in her and his girlfriend got very angry.”
Then they got mad over previous sexual escapades that revolved around possible pregnancies. Um, hello? If you don’t want a baby by Michael Lohan (gawd forbid), it’s simple. Keep your got damn legs closed or there is such a thing as birth control.
There was a lot more to these incidents…you know, Michael getting effing pissed off and pounding his forehead against the wall to the point of a bloody mess.
With all of this nonsense between these two, I don’t feel sorry for either of them.
How many incidents is this now? But more importantly, who has more mugshots…Freckles or Papa Lohan?