Michael Lohan is the douchiest douche of all douches. The King of Douches. When he speaks, I listen. It would be extremely difficult for me to say that I wouldn’t ever want to hear from Michael Lohan again because I know I would be lying to myself. He’s like Papa Joe, only douchier.
Well, it was only a matter of time before Michael Lohan would be stepping on Lindsay’s coat-tails once again. Flap flap flapping his trappy trap trap. This time he’s speaking out about Lilo’s gal pal Samantha Ronson. You KNOW this is going to get ugly. Don’t mess with the lesbians!
Michael told a source, “I’ve shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at my wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”
Michael went on to say how upset he is that Samantha drags Lindsay around to all her night club gigs with her.
“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse. Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isnâ€™t working because sheâ€™s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife Dina knows it. She just isnâ€™t doing anything about it.”
Well, if Dina Beana didn’t know before, she sure knows now! Michael keeps douching up his relationship with Lindsay. Does he really want Lindsay to hate him or does he just not know when to keep his thoughts to himself?
I’m thinking the latter. Michael Lohan…a douche with spunk…gotta love him.