We are sure Lindsay Lohan is loving her Papa Lohan more than ever now…especially with his latest flap trapping antics. But, maybe…just maybe…he has a point? Check out what he has to say about LiLo now after the jump. And…he may be onto something.
Are you wondering why Lindsay is jobless, nearly broke and unhappy? I know I’ve been losing sleep over that very difficult question. Well apparently Papa Lohan has the answers as to why LiLo does not have a hot movie as of right now. Whew. Big Mike Lohan flaps his trap to RadarOnline.com exclusively,
“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way—in a bad way.”
Papa Lohan continues, “It’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”
Ummm, true. But that whole kissing-and-holding-and-chills statement rubs me the wrong way…like Papa Joe Simpson creepy.