I’m pretty sure there are an infinite number of individuals who would love the opportunity to kick celeb-scrawn Michael Lohan’s butt WITHOUT getting sent to the slammer. However, there is only one LUCKY individual who gets a chance to knock Papa Lohan to the ground.
Bob Venero, the president of Future Tech Enterprise, forked up $30,000 to fight the publicity hound in an upcoming charity boxing match. Bob, you totally got this!
No, Papa Lohan will NOT be pocketing this cash, as much as he may like to. Instead, proceeds will go to charities including the Long Island Community Chest, which provides financial support to needy families.
Anyone know where I can buy tickets to this November 24th event? Damn, I’d pay to see Michael Lohan scurrying around the boxing ring with his tail between his legs.