Um okay, first of all…Michael Lohan, STFU. Second of all, Jon Gosselin? STFU. Kthanks. The drama just doesn’t quit in the Jon and Kate Gosselin saga. It’s as if the sky is falling in the world of these G listers. Dolla dolla bills are floating outta the sky and these bitches are clawing at each other’s faces in the pouring rain trying to make sure the other falls in a big pile of poo or mud puddle. And in the middle of it all, stands Michael freakin’ Lohan. As if we wanted to hear what he had to say about it all. Pfffft.
So the latest is this. Douchey Gosselin made an announcement that he wants to shut down filming of Jon & Kate Plus 8 or Kate Plus 8, whatever the hell they are calling it now and Michael Lohan is doing what he does best, aka blabbing to the media, that Jonny boy wants out of his TLC contract to pursue his own show. And here’s where the flap trapping begins.
Lohan tells Radar Online exclusively, “All I can tell you from my conversation with him two days ago is that he does want to pursue the Divorced Dads Club. Michael Heller, he and I represent Jon on a business level, wants him to do the show. Mark is trying to get him out of the TLC contract so he can. TLC has come out and basically cut him out of Jon & Kate Plus 8. They’ve taken the step already to do so. But what they’re trying to do is cut him out, cut him out, but tie him up still so he can’t do something else, while they reinvent Kate.”
Well that’s all fine and dandy, but Michael, oh Michael, is it really wise for you to get involved?
Apparently he thinks so since this new reality show, Hey-you’re-a-douche-I’m-a-douche Douchey Divorced Dads Club, is said to chronicle the lives of famous idiotic divorced fathers and would include Gosselin and Lohan as two of its stars. Talk about one hot mess of a show there!
