Now that she has officially gotten released from her last stint of wedded unbliss, Michaele Salahi has just announced that she is about to take another trip down the aisle again. And before you say “who is marrying this trick?” or “so soon?” or “is she knocked up?”, let me tell you who she’s engaged to.
The lucky man that gets to sidle up to this cheatin’ heart is none other than Journey rocker Neal Schon, who popped the question to her as the song ‘Faithful’ played in the background.
You see, folks? Somtimes, the jokes just right themselves. If any of you recall, Salahi was the one who left her husband for headbanger-haired Schon. When news of her adultery first surfaced, Salahi did not cower in defeat or even attempt to hide out from the paparazzi.
Not this hussy.
Not this trick.
For those that think you can’t turn a ho ho ho into a housewife Michaele Salahi has news for you haters!
Some woman can stroll down the walk of shame with nary a break in their stride, and that’s exactly what Salahi did. Yes, she had cheated and yes, she was leaving her husband for a rocker. This was a bold step for gold-diggers and philandering spouses out there. Why be ashamed?
Let your f*ckery flag fly high!
Meanwhile, the divorce watch begins in 5,4,3,2…