This one took a long time coming, but finally, common sense has won out and Mila Kunis, currently getting affectionate with Ashton Kutcher, has been named the Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire magazine. This is the first time that Kunis has topped the list.
Usually, I look at these lists with a serious case of side-eye and wonder how many people these publicists paid off/slept with/shared bongs with to get their clients on the list. But this time? This time, I believe they may have finally gotten it right. Kunis joins an elite list of women who were previous winners of Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive poll. Previous winners include Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale, and Scarlett Johansson. With a list like that, there’s no denying that Mila is in good company. Basically, if your name is Mila (or Milla), you’re destined to be hot. All of the women before Mila are definitely gorge, and she rightfully deserves a place next to them. Let’s just hope this leads to bigger and better things for Kunis, who has come into her own the last few years, with roles in a few big-budget movies. All she needs now is the right project, man on her arm, and promotional push and voila…
Watch my words!