A flashback photo from when Miley actually looked clean and STD free!
And now back to business. Has Miley Cyrus dumped her man?
Or vice versa?
Because everyone knows the most adult way to let everyone know about the status of your relationship is through Pinterest, Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook, Miley Cyrus didn’t try to break new ground and announce it in an interview or through a spokesperson.
The Queen of the Twerk, has decided to let us have our own bit of blurred lines to read between by un-following her fiance Liam Hemsworth on Twitter. News of their imminent breakup has been reaching a feverish pitch of late, so this is not exactly so shocking. What we at VIP really want to know is who dumped whom?
We say Liam saw Miley’s crotchal units on Mr. Thicke and then flew the coop!
It’s probably for the best anyway. Does the world really need to see a child with her beaver teeth and his giant forehead? And for those that say Miley is too young to be birthin’ babies, let us remind you which side of the swamp she’s from.
Yeah, the same side that Britney bathed in.
additional reporting: A. Neff King