HOLLA! Have you been looking for a nice tight pair of high waisted jeans like Jessica Simpson wore in this picture? Well, peeps, I have some fabulous news for you. You may be the proud owner of a pair soon enough! Papa Joe is making Jessica take full advantage of all this fat butterball talk by starting her own fashion line. Yep.
Jessica recently told In Style magazine, “I want to create clothes that flatter every figure. I know how a dress can make you feel so frumpy. I promise mine won’t. I know what flatters a woman, and trust me, I’ve been judged a lot in my life. By now I know what works if you’re curvy. If my clothing and accessories make you feel great and let you walk proud and tall – in big, big platform shoes – then I’m happy.”
I basically knew a fashion line was coming…but a fat pants line? Saweeeet. Only thing is, is homegirl has to stay fat if she wants to properly promote this line! I’m hoping Jess uses her brains on this one and offers a free box of donuts from Krispy Kreme for every pants purchase.