Woe the man that is attracted to a woman with 14 mouths to feed. Especially…especially when none of the mouths are none of your own spawn. But apparently, a man has stepped up to the plate that Octomom Nadya Suleman is serving, becuase she has been linked to a man. Yes, a man! For those of you that are man-less and reading this, prepare to stab yourself with a pair of chopsticks, because the story trickens…
Get this…he’s thirteen years younger than she is!
That’s right. Not only does Octomom have a birthing hole unlike no other; she also seems to be a new breed of cougar. Suleman was spotted at LAX with her new piece, identifified as Frankie G. According to sources, he is an amateur bodybuilder and the two have been bumping pieces for the last two months. This is after Nadya swearing up and down that she had been celibate for the last thirteen years and would be so until all her children were of adult age. Well, apparently, her no-no region had a tingling that could not be avoided and the new porn star is back on the dating scene. Apparently, the two met at church.
Alright for Nadya praying for pole.
The Lord works in mysterious (and skanky-nasty) ways!