Usually, I tend to urge parents to keep their daughters off the pole, but that general mantra does not apply to you when you more than ten offspring have traveled through your hole and into the world. After landing on food stamps and government assistance, which she vowed she would never do (*eyeroll*), OctoMom has decided that just because she is too classy to star in her own line of skanky porn films, she never said anything about shaking her damaged titty balls around a pole that may end up flaccid after her live show to the tune of anything by Sheena Easton. Because we all know her sugar walls are sour as hell! So gather up your crumpled one dollar bills and pay attention so you can run down and support this visual herpes.
According to TMZ, OctoMom has been booked in west Palm Peach at T’s Lounge. She will be performing two shows a night from July 11-15. Now most of the performers usually perform as naked as the day they were born, but OctoMom is only going to tittilate us with her titty balls. Because as I always say, there’s no tittilation without titty balls! The downside to her new show?
No lap dances. Maybe if you tip her five dollars, she’ll let you count the rings around her pudgina!