Dear Hollywood,
I could name a gaggle of gayelles right now in Hollywood that are out and proud and fairly powerful in Hollywood in front of the screen, but try to name a few men and see how many digits you come up with. My guess would be not enough to give George Michael a good time at a truck stop. And why is this? It seems like the lesbians in Hollywood have bigger balls than the men in Hollywood. At least when it comes to coming out of the closet and taking a stand. How many times have we heard about this leading man or that having sex with other men but never being able to confirm it? Isn’t it past time for some leading man of considerable clout to step up to the podium…
and suck it?!
I don’t want to hear that tired theory about the average person not being able to look past a gay man portraying a straight men on film and for it to be believable. Hollywood has churned out several gay male leads since the beginning of its history whether or not the general public has been aware of it. Why can Angelina Jolie say she liked poon every now and then, yet Brad Pitt can’t say he’s had a portion of peen in his heyday?
Today is a new f*ckin’ day! Literally. So I say to male Hollywood…
suck it up…and suck it!
