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Posted on May 11 2009 - 9:56am by Danity
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We all may need to take a moment of silence here. Keep those arm-over-head-armpit-poses near and dear to your heart. The next time we see Beyonce striking that classic pose may be when her pits are saggy and Amazon-like. Beyonce is planning on taking a two-year break after her current tour so she can focus on her personal life…aka get sperminated by Big Jay. B no longer wants to rearrange her schedule to find time to see her man, so a break is needed. Beyonce tells Marie Claire magazine, “My priorities are slowly changing....

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Posted on May 11 2009 - 9:17am by Danity
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It was the ex Crackie of Camden‘s chance to make her comeback a positive one. However, she frickin’ blew it. Just when you think she may be getting her shiznit together…bam, she goes back to whack. Sure she may be working on a brand new spankin’ album, but St. Lucia hasn’t cured her from all her demons. On Friday, Wino played her very first concert of the year and quite frankly, it sucked. Homegirl apparently cut the show short after complaining that the weather was bad. Perhaps, forgetting lyrics...

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Posted on May 11 2009 - 8:28am by Danity
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Wow, you comic book/sci-fi junkies are getting your geek on! This weekend was all about “Star Trek” and “X-Men”. With a combined $100 million revenue generated at the box office this weekend, it is was a clear domination for the two remakes. Check out the top ten movies at the box office and their grosses below. 1. “Star Trek,” $72.5 million. 2. “X-Men Origins: Wolverine,” $27 million. 3. “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past,” $10.45 million. 4. “Obsessed,” $6.6 million. 5....

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Posted on May 11 2009 - 8:17am by Danity
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After four months behind bars, Boy George receives a get-out-of-jail-free card. Not too shabby for a man who was set to spend a total of fifteen months sitting in and looking out. And what better way to celebrate an early release from the pokey than some junk food! Chubby Boy George was pleased when his brother Kevin dropped off a stack of coffees, bagels and cake! Just what a chubby wubby like Boy needs! Big brother Kevin says, “We don’t drink, so there’s definitely not going to be any of that kind of celebrating going...

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Posted on May 11 2009 - 7:39am by Danity
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Former MTV VJ Martha Quinn is 50. Comedian Mort Sahl is 82. Singer Eric Burdon (The Animals, War) is 68. Actress Shohreh Aghdashloo (“24″) is 57. Actor Boyd Gaines is 56. Drummer Mark Herndon of Alabama is 54. Country singer Tim Raybon of the Raybon Brothers is 46. Bassist Keith West of Heartland is 41. Actor Coby Bell (“Third Watch”) is 34. Celloist Perttu Kivilaakso of Apocalyptica is 31. Actor Jonathan Jackson (“Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights,” “Tuck Everlasting”) is 27. ...

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Posted on May 9 2009 - 10:27am by Danity
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Singer Billy Joel is 60. CBS News correspondent Mike Wallace is 91. Guitarist Nokie Edwards of The Ventures is 74. Actor Albert Finney is 73. Actress-turned-politician Glenda Jackson is 73. Guitarist Sonny Curtis of Buddy Holly and The Crickets is 72. Producer-director James L. Brooks is 69. Singer Tommy Roe is 67. Singer-guitarist Richie Furay (Buffalo Springfield, Poco) is 65. Singer Clint Holmes is 63. Actress Candice Bergen is 63. Bassist Tom Petersson of Cheap Trick is 59. Actress Alley Mills (“The Wonder Years”) is 58. Actor...

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Posted on May 8 2009 - 12:09pm by Danity
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So, it’s been a few years since Lance Armstrong transformed into a douchebag and made Sheryl Crow‘s road a little more winding. If you recall, Lancey Pants and Sheryl Black Crow Caw Caw were getting set to walk the aisle of destiny when Lancey got his pants twisted and wedged up his booty crack…a painful event I am sure. However now after the so-called mutual split, Lance is coming clean. In his new book, which is due out in July), Armstrong places the blame on one thing: baby frickin’ fever. Lancey Pants reveals,...

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Posted on May 8 2009 - 9:39am by Danity
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Beyonce In Germany—–GG John Travolta And Kelly Preston To Adopt Another Kid?—–CB Yes Kate, You Are A D-Lister—–HS Nicole Richie House Of Harlow Promo—–TSW I Think The Ringaling Brothers Have An Opening For Clowns—–CSB Mel B. On Chelsey Lately—–DS What Phone Bill?—–WIMB Regis And Lil Kim Sweat It Out—–PB Who Is Jessie James?—–ES NKOTB On Today Show—–INMF BONUS: Jerry Seinfeld’s Wife Is Madge’s Next Victim—–CS ...

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Posted on May 8 2009 - 9:16am by Danity
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Minka Kelly, the ex of John Mayer and current girlfriend of Derek Jeter, has just landed a role in the upcoming thriller “The Roommate”. HOLLA! In addition to Minka, Leighton Meester, Aly Michalka, Matt Lanter and Cam Gigandet will also join the cast. According to IMDB, “Roommate” is a psychological thriller about a deranged college freshman, Rebecca (Meester), who becomes dangerously obsessed with her new roommate, Sara (Kelly). Michalka (“Phil of the Future”) will play an outgoing dormmate determined...

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Posted on May 8 2009 - 7:52am by Danity
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Monday just may be one of the most fabulous days of Susan Boyle‘s life. The wanna-be superstar singer will be making a satellite appearance on THE Oprah Winfrey show. Ummm…hello?! If you don’t have a lifelong dream of being on Oprah, you are lying to yourself…even if it is just over satellite. Period. Now while Susan will be able to chit chat with the Queen of television, she will have to have her vocal chords tied up. According to the Mirror.co.uk, Susan needs to keep her singing to herself. So NO serenading...

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Posted on May 8 2009 - 7:09am by Danity
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Well, bad news for Eminem. He’s got a case of leakage that I am not sure can be cured with a box of Depends. Yesterday, Em’s “Relapse” was leaked on the net…TWO weeks before it’s official release date. YIKES! Was it an intentional leak? Hmmmm…we’re thinking so. Included in the leak were snippets of tracks AND a clip from his upcoming “Crack A Bottle” music vid. And let me just say…from what I hear THIS album is going to DOMINATE the charts. Em’s lyrics are...

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Posted on May 8 2009 - 6:32am by Danity
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Who the eff is Nancy Dow, you ask? Well to be frank…it’s the woman who popped Jennifer Aniston out of her vadge forty years ago. Well if you recall, after Jennifer Aniston‘s mother Nancy Dow wrote a big fat book that included revelations about Jen, a decade-long estrangement ensued. It was NASTY! Jennifer was freakin’ PISSED about some of the things that her mother wrote. But good gawd, Jen should have pulled a Britney and sucked it up. Anyhow, the feud is apparently over…according to Jen. If ANYTHING...

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Posted on May 8 2009 - 5:54am by Danity
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From Speed to the Matrix movies, Keanu Reeves has certainly proven to be an actor with diversity and talent to make a unique role believable. And now, it is rumored that Keanu may take his acting ability one step further with a role in a remake for a modern-day “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”. Universal Studios along with writer Justin Haythe (“Revolutionary Road”) are set to recreate this classic tale. While plot details are being kept under wraps for now, we are hoping Keanu does not disappoint! If he does…well,...

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Posted on May 8 2009 - 5:39am by Danity
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Singer Enrique Iglesias is 34. Comedian Don Rickles is 83. Singer Toni Tennille is 69. Country singer Jack Blanchard is 67. Singer Gary Glitter is 65. Drummer Chris Frantz of Talking Heads and of Tom Tom Club is 58. Singer Philip Bailey (solo and with Earth, Wind and Fire) is 58. Country musician Billy Burnette is 56. Drummer Alex Van Halen of Van Halen is 56. Actor Stephen Furst (“St. Elsewhere,” “Animal House”) is 55. Actor David Keith is 55. Actress Melissa Gilbert is 45. Drummer Dave Rowntree of...

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Posted on May 7 2009 - 6:57pm by Danity
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Hilary at the Herve Leger By Max Azaria Spring Collection Preview Party (May 6th) Ohhhh, bitches…Miss Hilary Duff is not that innocent! In fact, she has officially shed her squeaky clean image for a bit of an edge. And…we kind of like it. How so? Well…girlfriend got herself a tat! At the Herve Leger celebration yesterday, Hil showed off a freshly inked tattoo just above her ankle. About her tat Hil says, “I wanted a tattoo, and you only live once. Someone came to my house, and my Mom and I did it together with...