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Posted on Apr 24 2009 - 7:06am by Danity
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Mr. Make-It-Happen spent his Wednesday on top of the Empire State Building hanging out with Spongebob Squarepants! And for all of you who say he doesn’t have a job, get over yourselves and shame on you! Spongebob has a job. He’s the fry cook over at the Krusty Krab. Sheesh. Image Source: Wire Image ...

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Posted on Apr 24 2009 - 6:55am by Danity
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Well, that sure didn’t take long! John Mayer is back in the game and looking for love. Now while I would totally LOVE watching a reality show with Mayer lounging in a pool of mayonnaise with 25 gorgeous women and feeding them Kosher dills, I’m not so sure he would go for that. But, think of the ratings! Good gawd, think of the many versions of the constipated face you would get to see…the oblong constipated face…the omg-I-almost-did-it face…the prairie-doggin-it-out-and-back-in face…the Papa Joe...

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Posted on Apr 24 2009 - 6:48am by Danity
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Out in the theaters now, bitches! Get your ticket, your popcorn and enjoy. The Soloist, PG-13 Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Jamie Foxx, Nelsan Ellis, Michael Bunin, Catherine Keener Journalist Steve Lopez discovers Nathaniel Anthony Ayers , a former classical music prodigy, playing his violin on the streets of L.A. As Lopez endeavors to help the homeless man find his way back, a unique friendship is formed, one that transforms both their lives. Obsessed, PG-13 Starring: Beyonce Knowles, Idris Elba, Ali Larter, Jerry O Connell,...

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Posted on Apr 24 2009 - 6:48am by Danity
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Singer Kelly Clarkson (“American Idol”) is 27. Actress Shirley MacLaine is 75. Actress-singer-director Barbra Streisand is 67. Country singer Richard Sterban of the Oak Ridge Boys is 66. Drummer Doug Clifford (Creedence Clearwater Revival) is 64. Singer-keyboardist Rob Hyman of The Hooters is 59. Actor Eric Bogosian is 56. Actor Michael O’Keefe (“Roseanne”) is 54. Bassist David J (Love and Rockets, Bauhaus) is 52. Actor Glenn Morshower (“24″) is 50. Bassist Billy Gould (Faith No More)...

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 6:45pm by Danity
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Nicole And Her Man Go Blonde—–GG Light One Up With Stepford Kate—–CB Mama Obama Is Thinkin’ That Dog Idea Was A Bad Idea—–HS The Hiltons Doing What They Do Best—–TSW Sex Addicts To Be Next Cast On Celeb Rehab—–CSB Clueless II?—-DS Audrina For PETA—–WIMB Jacko Is Still Wacko—–PB Fergie And A Trash Bag—–SOMG ...

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 5:42pm by Danity
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The rumors were running rampant this week as two close “sources” told Essence Magazine that the lovely Jennifer Hudson is expecting a baby with her fiancee David Otunga. Well, bitches…the truth is, she isn’t knocked up. She just stopped over at Over-Fed’s abode for a TEN course meal. J-Hud’s representative has dismissed the baby news, telling TheCelebrityTruth.com that there is “no, no, no, no way” the rumors are true. Apparently the two AREN’T having sex until they are married....

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 5:06pm by Danity
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It’s a re-run. Unless you are into watching repeat shows, well then be my mudder focking guest. I’m not going to tell you what or not what to watch. I’m just warning you that it’s a re-run so don’t be disappointed when you tune in and expect new shiznit when it’s really some old shiz from the Tonight Show archives. On a more serious note, Jay Leno has been hospitalized, according to Los Angeles TV station KTLA. Apparently Jay checked himself into the hospital because he was not feeling well and...

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 4:32pm by Danity
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ABC just announced renewals of some fabulous shows that you know and love. And ABC KNOWS you LOVE them. Try TWELVE renewals for 12 already established series, plus the final season of “Lost”. Ummm, hello DVR, you will be needed next season fo’ shizzle! Here are the dirty dozen returning to the boob tube next season: 1. “Dancing with the Stars” 2. “The Bachelor” 3. “Grey’s Anatomy” 4. “Desperate Housewives” 5. “Brothers & Sisters” 6....

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 1:09pm by Danity
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“Hasn’t got a name but she’s quite famous now, so I made her stay in today. I take her everywhere because she makes me feel at home. I used to have tea at home with my mother every day, you see. I’ve made a habit of drinking out of china because it makes me feel grounded. I don’t think it’s a good lifestyle to always be eating and drinking out of paper. It’s very wasteful.” Lady Gaga, On Her Now Famous Tea Cup ...

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 12:51pm by Danity
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Douche Of The Day—–PS Susan Boyle Isn’t THAT Cool—–CA Beyonce On Letterman—–PCF American Idol Sends Two Home—–AIW GaGa In Paris—–MP Terrence Howard Is A Bitter Bitch—–CO Octomom Was Angelina?—–Yeeeah TI To Get Married?—–NB Jacko Involved In Hit-N-Run?—–TMZ Madge Is Back With Jesus—–SL ...

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 12:38pm by Danity
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When Eminem was back in the rap game five years ago, he made it quite clear in his music the hatred and resentment he has/had for his wife Kim, but more obvious his mother Debbie Mathers. It has been a decade-long feud that now his dying mother is begging her son to end. Apparently Debbie is seriously ill after undergoing heart surgery and is desperate to reconcile with Eminem and his 13-year-old daughter Hailie before she ends up six feet under. Debbie’s mother tells the National Enquirer, “My daughter Debbie is very sick....

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 11:53am by Danity
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Over-Fed may be forced to put down the bags of chips and the greasy chicken wings. It’s time to unpack those pounds and get paid for it! Since last year, K-Fed transformed into Over-Fed when he packed on more than FORTY freakin’ pounds of chub and bub. Hubba, Hubba! According to one of Over-Fed’s pals, Nutrisystem has offered him a big fat deal to shed that jiggly with the NutriSystem Men’s Plan program. “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money. He’s seriously thinking it over.” However,...

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 11:20am by Danity
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You thought that court-side kiss between J-Tizzle and Jessica Biel was just a plea for attention? Well, ha ha ha…you thought wrong, bitches! The public smooch-a-roo was all about outshining Dustin Hoffman and his wife, who were spotted on the “kiss cam” giving each other a little public tongue action. Last night my beloved J-Tizzle showed up on Jimmy Kimmel to explain his public romp action. “I have to clarify that picture – we’re not actually that much of exhibitionists, in front of 18,000 people....

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 9:40am by Danity
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What really sucks when you get dumped is not really knowing that you were dumped. You just kind of assume you are still together even after being kicked to the curb, locked out of your house and not seeing or hearing from the other person for a week. Apparently that is what LiLo thought after her big blowout with SamRon. Denial much? “When you don’t know you’re breaking up. Really weird. I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn’t seen her in like a week. She like, disappeared.” Ummmm….ok. ...

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Posted on Apr 23 2009 - 9:04am by Danity
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If you are wondering what Rihanna and Katy Perry have been up to these days, well, they are in cahoots…BFF’s…heart twins… It seems these girls not only have a love for music in common, but they also are trying to get over their douche-bag exes too! And what better way to heal the hurt than to spend some quality girl time together with a girl who knows what you are going through. A few heart to hearts, a tub of Haagen-Daas and the beach…what could be better? Just recently the singers were spotted out...