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Posted on Jan 18 2009 - 10:33am by Danity
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Kevin Costner is 54 Jane Horrocks is 45 Takeshi Kitano is 62 David Ruffin is 68 Shinobu Nakayama is 36 Mark Messier is 48 Samantha Mumba is 26 Jason Segel is 30 Catherine Craig is 92 Jonathan Davis is 38 ...

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Posted on Jan 17 2009 - 8:50pm by Danity
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As we prepare for the site relaunch, I want to make you aware that starting Monday, January 19th, it might be a tad messy around here as I start moving around posts and tossing out some of the unnecessary hoopla we’ve got goin’ on around here. Now before you get your panties in a bunch, it won’t be to the point where the daily gossip will be illegible…we will be fine in that aspect. Rather, this is simply a warning in case you see little things disappearing right before your eyes and start wondering whether David...

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Posted on Jan 17 2009 - 5:29pm by Danity
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Ok, so I am completely aware that Johnny Depp has been with his gal pal and mother of his two children, Vanessa Paradis, for over ten years, but somehow it pains me that officially he may be off the market. Yeah, yeah, yeah it doesn’t mean we can’t goo and gah over the hunky hunk that is Johnny Depp…especially in that “Pirate” costume…yummers. Rumor has it that our hottie Johnny was recently spotted shopping for an engagement ring for his woman in California….with a wedding ceremony that could...

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Posted on Jan 17 2009 - 2:57pm by Danity
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What you are looking at, my friends, is a masterpiece…a brilliant captured image of a serious game of Scrabble. Now while one would not find a board of Scrabble pure art…I beg to differ. This is not your ordinary Scrabble game…this is an actual board that our favorite whacked out crack star has played on…in St. Lucia. HOLLA! And lucky for us even more details of Wino’s vacation in St. Lucia are being revealed by reporters that have been able to actually spend time with the cracked out star. Lucky...

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Posted on Jan 17 2009 - 2:29pm by Danity
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Kendra Is Such A Goofball—–E! Fake Biggie Isn’t Safe—–TMZ Once A Hoochie, Always A Hoochie—–Popbytes Swiss Miss Makes An Appearance At Sundance—–EB Dirty Dancer On The Mend—-US Magazine Dane Goes Butch!—-INO Madge And Her Repairman—–Celebitchy Levi Grows Up—–DS Ash And Pete Get A Dual Acting Gig—–BS Madge And Her Jungle-fied Vadge Up For Sale—–PITNB ...

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Posted on Jan 17 2009 - 2:06pm by Danity
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Katie Holmes is rumored to be in trouble with her placenta stew lover, Scientol-Tom. Why, you ask? Her spending habits are out of freakin’ control…girl just doesn’t know how to say no to splurging on $400 shoes for Tom’s daughter Isabella (no wonder why she loves Katie so much)….and so it is only necessary that Katie lands some promotional deals that can help bring in the ching ching for the couple’s bank roll. Miu Miu has signed on Katie to pose for some uncomfortable-looking ads that THEY hope...

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Posted on Jan 17 2009 - 1:25pm by Danity
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As we have reported earlier, Joaquin Phoenix has ditched his acting career to become a mountain man fine-tuned musician. But, from the way it appears, Joaquin has chosen the shag-adelic fur-master look to reinvent himself. Niiceeeee. Even though Joaquin was a well-rounded actor, the particular route he is heading could scare many because of his grizzly-like behavior…but personally I really feel that this lifestyle could suit him well. The only thing he is missing is Wino’s fat pet mice to nest up in his beard. They could...

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Posted on Jan 17 2009 - 12:36pm by Danity
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She is one of the most talented actresses in the industry today. She’s brutally honest and speaks her mind when necessary. Kate Winslet freakin’ rocks. Since her big onscreen success with one of the most successful films in history (“Titanic”), Kate Winslet has since been nominated for FIVE Oscars but hasn’t yet won one. But there is no doubt in my mind that this year could definitely be THE year Kate will take home at least one golden statue for her roles in either the “Reader” or her role...

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Posted on Jan 17 2009 - 11:59am by Danity
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Jim Carrey is 47 Naveen Andrews is 40 Zooey Deschanel is 29 Kid Rock is 38 Betty White is 87 Nici Sterling is 41 Susanna Hoffs is 50 Steve Earle is 54 Freddy Rodriguez is 34 Chris Montez is 66 ...

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Posted on Jan 16 2009 - 7:19pm by Danity
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For those of you J-Tizzle fans, I have a special treat for you. After a little sneaking around, a bit of sniffing and a bit of hunting, I am pleased to say that I’ve found some new Justin Timberlake music. WOOHOO! Now before you freak out yourself into convulsions, I must inform you…THIS is not a complete track…just a little something to hold you over until he gets off his lazy booty and gives us something new. (we kid, we kid) Now I know JT said he was going to focus more on the artists under his record label...

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Posted on Jan 16 2009 - 5:11pm by Danity
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Amy Adams and her red mop showed up to the “Doubt” pre-film drinks party in snowy white. Alongside Meryl Streep, Amy has created quite the ruckus with her performance in the controversial film. Now, I haven’t seen seen the flick, but there is no doubt in my mind that this white dress is a little too light for a Casper-the-Friendly-Ghost wanna-be. What do you think? Amy Adams looks perfection in this season-appropriate ensemble. ( polls) Click after the jump for more pics of Pasty Amy at get-your-drink-on partay. ...

While his wifey Mariah works her stuff in Park City, Utah, for the Sundance Film Festival festivities today…Nicky Poo Cannon hits the gym to work on his fitness before his screening of his new flick “The Killing Room”. But, they won’t be in the state for long as the lovebirds will be jet-setting to Washington, D.C. for the inauguration ceremony of President-Elect Barack Obama. Now let me tell you…they WON’T be attending the historical event for S and G’s…Mariah is being put to work. ...

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Posted on Jan 16 2009 - 3:01pm by Danity
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It seems when Paris isn’t around, all BFF fashion goes hay-wire. Too bad you haven’t quite mastered the “buy.keep.tag.intact.then.return” fashion rule. You must TUCK the tag in, my dear…you cannot, I repeat…CANNOT…let it all hang out…that includes the cheap $5 hooker “Rock Of Love” look you be sportin’. We hope this is just one eensy weensy fashion faux pas on your part. Live, learn and tuck. TUCK! So, how is Brittany adjusting to her new life as Paris’s BFF?...

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Posted on Jan 16 2009 - 2:05pm by Danity
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Never underestimate the wacky-ness that is Courtney Love. The drugs have obviously done a little bit of damage to girlfriend’s train of thought, but I must admit…her rants are surely entertaining, that is…IF you hire a half-baked translator to decipher the garbled mess for you. Then and only then will you be able to sympathize chuckle at with the hot messed diva. No translation…no comprende. Recently Courtney has released her many frustrations and/or whatever comes to her mind on her Myspace blog, with one day...

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Posted on Jan 16 2009 - 12:59pm by Danity
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RiRi Tries To Hide Her Cold Sore—–YBF Joaquin, The Next Eminem?—–Celebitchy Boy George Better Not Drop The Soap!—–DListed Willy, The Next Maverick?—–PITNB So This Is What Doperty Has Been Up To—–E! Kate Moss Is Obviously NOT Pregnant—–Lainey There Are Some People Who Fawn Over Placenta Boy, Besides His Programmed Robotic Wife—–Popsugar No Love For Grandma—–DS Beyonce To Sing First Dance Song For Inauguration—–Us Kimmy Be Lovin’...