Kerry’s conscience must have been getting the best of her because today she let the cat out of the bag. Kerry Katona IS an alcoholic. No FREAKIN’ way! I would have never guessed…ummm, yeah. Even though her whacked out demeanor on the This Morning Show a couple weeks ago may NOT have been an alcohol-induced train wreck appearance, Kerry has admitted that she has a problem with the bottle. Kerry told a source, “Four years ago I was diagnosed as an alcoholic after a stay in The Priory clinic. This is not common...
Straight out of her swamp home erupts Mischa Mossy Barton…the humanoid mass of vegetable matter who fights for her life to survive in the Hollywood environment. What on gawd’s green earth is she wearing? As of late, unemployed Mischa Barton has been more well known for her horrendous ensembles than her acting abilities…and it’s a real shame. I’m thinking Mischa would be better off crawling back into her home of moss and mud, where the other mossy creatures would appreciate her…because here on dry...
1. “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa,” $63.5 million. 2. “Role Models,” $19.3 million. 3. “High School Musical 3: Senior Year,” $9.3 million. 4. “Changeling,” $7.3 million. 5. “Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” $6.5 million. 6. “Soul Men,” $5.6 million. 7. “Saw V,” $4.2 million. 8. “The Haunting of Molly Hartley,” $3.5 million. 9. “The Secret Life of Bees,” $3.1 million. 10. “Eagle Eye,” $2.6 million. Source: Media By Numbers ...
Our favorite lesbian LiLo and her sidekick Samantha Ronson enjoyed an end to their week by hitting up Pure night club in Vegas. Woot, woot! But, it was not all fun and games, peeps. It was time for some good old fashioned callous-forming labor. As you know, Lindsay’s acting career is sucking some major lollipops as of late…so it is only smart for Linds to focus on promoting her line of 6126 leggings. I guess when it’s all you’ve got, you gotta make a run for it and overcharge your customers while you are...
According to a poll conducted by Entertainment Tonight and Parade Magazine, Big Willy Style Smith is OFFICIALLY America’s favorite star. Ughhhhh….excuse me while I throw up. It’s not that I don’t like Big Will…it’s just that I am sick of him winning every damn award out there. What’s next? The non-bathroom-stinker-upper award? Anystyle, here are the money-bag hags who rounded out the top ten: 1. Will Smith 2. Tom Hanks 3. Reese Witherspoon 4. George Clooney 5. Meryl Streep 6. Brad Pitt 7....
Perfectly covering his top upper lip and trimmed ever so neatly, Brad Pitt debuted his guido-stache as he left a New York restaurant on Thursday night. Definitely Brad wouldn’t be growing a stache for S and G’s because that is just fugs…so it is safe to assume that when he debuts Inglorious Basterds we will be blessed with seeing the thin upper prickly biznass that is Brad’s guido-stache. Guido boy Brad is currently on a promotional tour for his latest movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Is it just...
REHAB. Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse’s winner of a husband, actually wasn’t supposed to be released from the slammer until next month, BUT…because he agreed to attend Life Works Rehab Center, he was able to flee the coup. What fabulous news for those in the UK! Amy Crackhouse should be proud. Her whacked out hubby Blakey is out of jail and spending a stint in rehab. There’s just one small problem…Blake expects his wife to foot the bill. Ya think Amy is gonna want to part with her cotton candy money?...
Will.I.Am debuted his new patriotic video Friday on Oprah. According to the AP, While the Grammy-winning artist performed the song at the Chicago studio, a video featuring photos of Obama, his family, Winfrey and the Rev. Jesse Jackson from Chicago’s Election Night rally played on a giant screen behind him. The video also shows black and white photographs of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and Harriet Tubman. Check out the brand spankin’ new video for “It’s A New Day” below: Thoughts? ...
When you become a new mama, it is almost necessary to make the investment of a good, sturdy over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. And while most celebrities would choose fashion over comfort, Gwen Stefani appeared content to show off her tighty whitey maternity brazierre while on a Hawaiian vacation with the fam. Isn’t it fabulous how she just doesn’t give a rat’s ass what people think? Image Source: Matrix ...
While Katie is juggling production of All My Sons, little tater tot Suri has hours to play in her own VIP area at the theater…which even comes complete with a little piano. Life is rough for Suri! However, the princess of Scientology King and Stepford wife Katie is clearly getting sick of the endless photo ops. I think Suri may need to refresh her day with some warm placenta stew. You wonder why Tom is always smiling? I’m telling ya…it is the stew! It’s warm, it’s hearty AND it’s full of wholesome...
LET’S HOPE JUSTICE PREVAILS…”Monday morning could be absolutely huge in the Hudson family murder case — the cops’ only suspect, William Balfour, could walk out of jail a free man. Law enforcement sources tell TMZthat Balfour, who’s only being held on a parole violation in a case unrelated to the murders, could “conceivably” skate if there’s not enough evidence to prove he did violate his parole.” ...
Criss Angel Should Do Comedy Instead.—–Celebitchy Has Beyonce Lost Her Damn Mind?—–Amy Grindhouse Rumer To Be The Next Air Bud?—–Mollygood Britney Gets To Take Her Boys To The Sticks Y’all.—–People Hugh Jackman In A Fedora—–Just Jared This Just In: Paris Gets Used For $ And Sexy Time!—–Bump Shack Wino Has Got More Important Things To Buy—–Dlisted Miss Applegate Is Doin’ Good.—–Celeb Warship Pink Likes A Good Pillow Fight—–Allie...
Big kudos goes out to Lily Allen for actually trying to look good for the GQ 20th Anniversary party in London last night. Cute curly ringlets presumably created by Amy Winehouse’s stylist…hot pink lipstick…the snazzy strapless black dress…other than the messed up makeup job, there was one major problem…. Holy moly! Good thing she had a whole ‘nother dress to change into….although maybe it would have been easier to just change into a different pair of hooker tights? Oh well. There’s no...
