Blonde bimbo-ed hoochie with an STD? A wannabe popstar with a lazy eye? An amateur porn star with an obsession for finding a wholesome BFF? Whatever you may think of Paris Hilton, she claims you are dead wrong. She’s not nasty. She’s not a desperate airhead or a psychotic nymphomaniac. She’s just a ex-jail bird with a big heart. Paris Hilton sat down recently with Heat magazine to dish on her life in the public eye, the relationship rumors and her secret talent (which does not involve blue balls).
“I think a lot of people have seen me on The Simple Life and think I’m a spoiled airhead. But I was playing a character. The producers said they wanted Nicole [Richie] and I just to be crazy and funny and say outlandish things. I’m a lot more serious and shy. And if I’m not out having to be, you know, “on”, I’m at home just chilling and wearing sweat pants.”
So, what’s the real deal on all these DIFFERENT men she is seen with on a weekly basis, hanging on, whispering to and winking at?
“I’m always really hard to get with guys. There’s a process they have to go through. I’m very old fashioned really and I’ll make them have, like, a million dates before the get a kiss. People are surprised because they think I’ve been through so many men, but it’s not true. I don’t really talk to guys – apart from Benji, who I was with in the past year. I’m not ready to move into another relationship. I think it’ll be good for me to be alone and find out who I am. One day I’ll find someone, but for now I don’t want to be with anyone.”
Really, Paris?
Like she’s going to say, ummm yeah, I have sexy time with every man I see in the lobby of a hotel named after me. Whatevs.
So besides being on the search for a new BFF in the UK, what else is the heiress up to? You’ll be surprised. Apparently girlfriend has a secret talent we don’t know about.
“I have a room in my house where I paint. I’ve been offered an exhibition, which I might do next year.”
Could Paris be the next Picasso?
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