Paulina Rubio Beats It

If you don’t know who she is, it’s probably because Shakira stole her thunder when they both came stateside and Rubio got the dregs. And apparently, the anger has been building up for years on her missed chance at true American dinero, cuz the singer has put the beatdown on an employee, according to her employee anyway.
Enter Paulina.

Enter coach seats.
Enter escandalo!

Reports are surfacing that Paulina Rubio will whoop a trick if she has to fly beneath her status in life as a 2nd-rate latina pop star. So guess who allegedly got beat with the quickness when she got demoted to coach?
The help, of course.

According to witnesses (which she’d better try to silence later), Paulina took one look at her assistant, Felipe Betancur, his first class seat, and then her coach ticket and then?

And then?

The border girl released her Mexican-ness, cascading him with a series of punches, kicks, and of course the always necessary slaps.

My question is this: does this latin spitfire actually spit too?!

Well, Betancur is not taking this lying now. He quit immediately after they landed, and now is after her dineros now and a lawsuit will help him recover from the emotional distress and physical harm he suffered at the hands (and feet) of this tiny pop star. To the tune of a quarter of a million dollars.

That’s a lot of Taco Bell!

Rubio already has a record. Just last year she screamed and cursed out Florida police. Where’s that Stand Your Ground law when you need it most?!

And Shaki would never stoop to such levels. But then again, she’s barely 5 feet tall to begin with, but I digress…

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