Let this be a lesson to you women that have enhanced their titty balls in the hopes of getting a job hoisting them in the pages of Playboy. The publishers have a message to send to you through another hopeful, teen slut bride Courtney Stodden.
Last week, the overly plasticized girl famous for nothing at all told TMZ that she was considering a career in gasp – porn – but she backtracked from that alley of f*ckery and revised her statement. Stodden tweeted that although porn was not in the cards, Playboy was definitely under consideration. That’s when Playboy came out of the woodworks to let her know that just not anyone could be in their magazine.
Sources at Playboy insist that they want nothing to do with Stodden. They go on to say that she “does not meet the standards of a Playboy model” and that she is too “enhanced”. Let’s read between the lines and snort them, dear readers…
your TupperWare parts are not doing you any favors!
I could not agree more with Hugh and his people. No one needs to see that and no one should be wanting to see a teen girl flaunting her no-no parts that aren’t even truly hers. What kind of message is that sending to young girls?!