Prince William, Rogaine
It’s obvious. Prince William has a bit of a problem with balding. So instead of going for the all out Mr. Clean look or living with the high and tide shape, Rogaine is trying to get the Prince on board for some hair replacement.
A rep from Rogaine stated, “We’ve been watching Prince William’s growing bald spot closely for years, and we believe Rogaine can help. We’d love to send him our new Unscented Men’s Rogaine Foam. William would be the perfect spokesman for Rogaine because whether you’re a prince or an average Joe, hereditary hair loss affects one in four men.”
In fact, they are hoping that Prince Willy will consider some hair planting BEFORE his upcoming wedding.
The rep added, “When he’s on the altar and the world is looking at the back of his head, he won’t have to worry about the hair that’s not there.”
Nice. My guess is that William will not be taking a company up on a offer who publicly admits they have been pretty much counting the number of hairs on his head that disappear on the daily.
Well at any rate, I would advise Prince William to stay away from whatever hair plugs Jon Gosselin is sporting. Hot effing mess.