Rihanna must feel like another sucker punch, because according to reports, she has been finally caught out in public making out with Chris Brown. I’ve been calling this for months now. Her panty pudding must cry for Brown something fierce! Why else would she be running into the punches again?!
And let’s backtrack now, shall we? Last week, Brown was caught swapping spit with Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls. There’s still Brown’s alleged girlfriend
paid piece smokescreen Karrueche Tran(ny) to throw into the mix. So now, not only is Rihanna running back to another inevitable beatdown, but she is a homewrecker. She high jumped over another broad to get back with a man that is packin’…a wallop straight to her medulla oblongata. And he must have already hit that at least once before already, because nothing else can possibly explain this f*ckery!
And then above all else? She lied to Oprah! You can’t lie to Oprah!
My fingers are going to fall off from all the future posts I will have to write to cover this torrid trickery yet again, but somehow…I’ll go on. Because at the end of the day, Rihanna is pop culture at its most heady. This girl could not be more caught up in the game. I don’t care what they say or don’t say from here on out…they are together.
The loins don’t lie.
Let the TKOs begin!