Someone should demand a re-counting or as the late and great Whitney Houston would say…
“Show me the receipts!”
Are we referring to earth when we say world? Because I have seen crackheads on the corner with more sex appeal than this alleged man, but because crackheads on the corner are not likely to vote on things like this, there’s a reason why Robert Pattinson topped this list.
For the fourth consecutive year, Glamour magazine has named the Twilight star ‘World’s Sexiest Man’, which means for the fourth consecutive year, all the other leading men in Hollywood are firing their publicists and trying to find a way to get cast in the next sequel to Hunger Games.
Everyone knows who voted Pattinson to the top of this list. It was tween and teen girls with too much time on their hands that probably cannot even spell properly, but they can’t manage to click click click away.
All this news comes on the heels of Pattinson and Kristin Stewart reconciling after her alleged affair with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. My only question is this…
If he is the world’s sexiest man, then why can he not seem to do better than Kristin Stewart?
Now that I have said this publicly, if anything happens to me in the coming days, be certain that some tweens caught me in a corner and 86’ed me forever!
