So Katie Holmes may not be a golddigger because she fled the scene of the Scientology crime with her child in tow, leaving behind a life of extreme luxury in the process. But the ex-wife of Mel Gibson, who had alot more to deal with than plausibly gay homosexual husbands that like to jump on couches and declare their fake love to you.
Mrs. Gibson had to put up with her Neanderthal for over three decades. Can you just imagine how many tongue lashings she had to put up with from Mel Gibson over their 31 years of marriage? Can you imagine how many times she probably wanted to re-enact the scene from The Burning Bed when dealing with his tall cup of crazy? So I am one of those people (and I am sure I am not in the minority here) that feel like Robyn should get more more more when it comes to her settlement from Hollywood’s King of Crazy!
According to the receipts documents, Robyn is leaving with more than just her children and a house. Robyn is getting half of Mel’s SAG earnings over the course of their entire marriage. She is also set to receive a sizable portion of his Director’s Guild of America pension benefits, half of his 401(k) benefits and also the money after they divide up property. All told, Robyn is set to receive close to half a billion dollars once the dust settles. And I say good for her! This settlement assures everyone involved that in the twilight years of that bastard’s life, he won’t have to look far for reminders of his marriage to Robyn, because every check he receives he will have to divide it in half.
Cha-goddamn-CHING!
