Madge and her vadge have her sights set on Jesus. And, be it spiritual or not, Madge wants that boy to be her Valentine. Three days before the big day of hearts, love and teddy bears, Madge decided to take her little man out for a dinner of love.
While the pair arrived separately to the Macelleria Italian steakhouse in Manhattan, they also left the restaurant separately. However, these two aren’t fooling us. Madge, we aren’t your bitches! This IS in fact the SECOND time the pair has been spotted out at Macelleria. Awww, how sweet.
However JUST as I predicted, Jesus is already switching up faiths for Madge’s Kabbalah. I was wondering how long that would take…and apparently not too long, especially with a wrinkly vadge on the line.
A source said, “Jesus’s family are very traditional and quite religious so this news is sure to come as something of a shock. But Jesus is totally taken with Madonna and is slightly in awe of her. Quite simply he can’t get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching. The pair have spent a lot of time together in recent weeks and Madonna’s chatted quite freely about her personal beliefs – especially Kabbalah.”
The source also added, “Madonna has offered to take him to the Kabbalah centre in New York and he is exceedingly keen to take her up on that.”
So I wonder what is on the agenda for this evening? Hmmm…
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