Megan Fox’s Replacement Piece Speaks

I may be one of the few people in the world that has never seen an entire Transformers movie, so all I know her as is ‘the chick that stole Megan Fox’s rent money’. I had no idea that this Rosie Huntington-Whiteley chick was even British. So she may sound smart, but it is highly unlikely that she is, since she is an actress in a Jerry Bruckheimer film. I use the terms ‘actress’ and ‘film’ loosely.

The 24-year old leggy model recently headed to Brazil to shoot the Pirelli calendar. In an attempt to bond with the commoners of the world, Rosie had an admission on her now stunning looks that have graced magazines all across the world. She explains:
“I looked like Ugly Betty – I even wore braces.”

Why do these models always try to make it seem like they were homely and unapproachable when they were younger thinking it makes them more engaging in the eyes of the general public? Newsflash, it doesn’t. We know the truth. We know that you starve yourselves for days and are airbrushed within an inch of your life regularly.

So go away and eat something, Rosie.

We get it!

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