Because his ex-wife Surata Zuri McCants, thanks to his iron-clad prenuptial agreement, is getting
zilch – nothing – nada!!!
Say ‘iron-clad prenuptial agreement’ three times and watch a gold-digger quiver in her fake Louboutins as if you’d just called The Grim Reaper out. Those words are like kryptonite to a trick on the stroll. But for every Anna Nicole Smith, Vanessa Bryant, or Rachel ‘Coochie-tell’, there’s a Surata Zuri McCants to bring things back to reality. Never heard of her? Of course not and for good reason.
Ruben Studdard’s ex-wife is not worth mentioning. She’s a disgrace to true gold-diggers worldwide. She will not be entered into the Ho Hall of Fame any time soon. Oh she tried to pry open that pre-nup; she really did. She tried and she tried with all her ho-ish might. She ran to a judge claiming she signed the papers under duress, but the judge was not hearing it. Zuri does not walk away from this marriage completely empty-handed, however. She gets to keep her wedding dress (probably because Ruben cannot fit into it), photo albums, her 2006 BMW (ha! that old thing?!), and her maiden name, McCants. That last name says it all, does it not?!
She should have kept the last name Studdard. It will make it easier for her to get seated at Red Lobster in the future.
Somewhere in Florida, sitting on stacks and stacks of cash, Elin Woods is laughing her well-tanned ass off!
