In further proof that cougars are taking over the world, Sam Taylor-Wood married her exceptionally younger piece on Thursday, and with this news, Demi Moore better bring her A-game if she is going to re-take her crown as Grand Cougar.
Remember when the news first hit that these two were dating and everyone went “ewww ewww”? Well, they’ve proved us wrong! It is love! So keep those Mary Kay LeTourneau jokes to yourselves because this is the real deal.
Further proof of that? The two already have two children and have been together since 2009. Sam is 23 years older than Aaron Johnson, so she definitely deserves the cougar crown for right now.
As far as I am concerned, if Sam can pull in some barely legal peen and retain it for over three years, she surely has her own version of a steeltrap thundercat and who are we to deny the powers of her sugar walls?!
Congrats to the couple and may they be fruitful and multiply even more!
