Karissa, Kristina Shannon dumped by Hugh Hefner
Apparently Hugh Hefner is getting ballsy in his geriatric days. Sure he chose Karissa and Kristina Shannon (aka the Shannon Twins) as his blond bitches to replace Kendra and Bridgette for The Girls Next Door, but supposedly he’s down to one main squeeze Miss Crystal Harris. So what the eff happened with the Shannon Twins to send Hef over the edge?
Well Karissa and Kristina have gotten their butts kicked out of the Playboy Mansion…yes, out and off of the Playboy grounds.
Apparently these beotches (as I am sure Hef’s others girlfriends have been doing) have gotten busted sneaking around with other much younger men behind Hef’s geriatric ass.
Karissa said, “After a couple of weeks, Hef was getting a little bit upset about the boyfriends, so he wanted us to move out. We need to update people about what’s going on.”
These girls should have known it would have been wise to arrange at least one movie night a week with their old man to rock his shriveled up dink hanging low in his Depends.