Excuse me while I do a slow vom in the corner.
Proving that Ewoks have now evolved enough to mate with humans, Jersey Shore’s Snooki has something growing in her Ewokian tubes. The little guidette is about to welcome a bundle of something into the world and the spin-off show, according to TMZ, is going to be all about her carrying to term, and beyond.
How long does an Ewok gestate anyway?
We may soon find out. Producers of the show are said to be scouting baby store locations for Snooki to visit during filming. There is no certainty when filming is set to start on this spin-off show, but here’s to hoping they don’t film the actual birth.
Do we really need to see that? We already have The Discovery Channel!