Does that face look like the face of sobriety? Does it?!!
I thought not!
Snoop Dogg is seriously ridonkulous! Why is he always getting arrested for drug use in a Scandinavian countries? Do you realize how hard it is to get busted for drug use up there?! According to my sources (meaning: me), any drugs you crave arrive with the quickness in Norway. So Snoop must have some shady-sheisty suppliers in his circle of tomfoolery. It is only a matter of time before Europe as a whole bans the rapper from the continent. A word of advice, Snoop…hire an assistant! Insist that they procure and hold your drugs at all times.
If I were famous? You’d never hear about me getting arrested with drugs on me. That’s what my assistant is for. You would never read about me drunk driving. That’s what my assistant is for. So what if your assistant goes to jail? Their salary should include bonus salary for any jail time they may receive while working for you. Am I crazy or am I right?
Am I on to something, folks?
What say ye, what say ye?!