George Clooney’s current
paid piece beard girlfriend, Stacy Keibler, is stirring up pregnancy rumors after the paparazzi in Italy snapped her up looking slapped with a touch of baby this past week. But according to her handlers, the rumors are absolutely false. That sigh of relief you hear around the world is from straight women that still cling to the hope that one day Clooney will carry their child. I have news for them.
It ain’t happening.
The more often George Clooney snatches up another woman as his girlfriend, the louder and more frequent the gay rumors abound. Now, I am not one of those people that would ever call Clooney gay and homosexual-like. But where there’s smoke?
I’m sure Stacy would love to get knocked up by Clooney to increase her chance of lifetime checks from the multimillionaire, but for that to happen, he would have to be inside of her at least once. And unless they’re re-enacting scenes from The L Word, that probably ain’t happening.
Now I will receive hate mail from soccer moms for the next few weeks, but I can handle it!