Sue Sylvester Seriously Hates Glee

So apparently somebody out there really hates Glee. And by somebody I mean “Internationally Recognized Cheerleading Coach” Sue Sylvester. And the thought of a 3-D concert movie experience? That just sent her over the edge, prompting her to write this letter to announce her very own STOP BELIEVING campaign….

From the desk of Sue Sylvester
William McKinley High School
July 15, 2011

For two years, we’ve been mercilessly bombarded with the pubescent
nonsense of carnival sideshow freaks calling themselves “The Glee Club.”
These tone deaf, howler monkeys conned the plebian masses into downloading
millions of songs; won Emmy Awards and Golden Globes; and have charted
more singles than the Beatles.  Roll over Beethoven, something stinks, and
it ain’t the cheese, it’s The Glee Club.

And now, they’re trying to shove a 3-D concert movie down our throats.

It is with this declaration that I put forth this nation’s most important
initiative since the McCarthy hearings: The Sue Sylvester “STOP BELIEVING”
campaign.

It’s time to make a stand against these pimply-faced, hormone-ridden twits
by joining the “STOP BELIEVING” campaign on Her inaugural journey.  Say
“NO” to their insignificant cinematic experiment.  I don’t know about you,
but I can’t stand looking at their little satanic faces in 2-D, much less
3D.

Watching this movie is not only an atrocity to this great nation, but it’s
also bad for your health.  If I may be so bold as to quote Dr. Charlie
Sheen out of context, “Your face will melt off, and your children will
weep over your exploded body.”

General public, join me and together, we can put an end to this
vomit-inducing, ear-ringing virus called The Glee Club.

Internationally Recognized Cheerleading Coach
Sue Sylvester
dictated, but not read

Well, Sue, tell us how you really feel… Oh the Lolz….. Pure Awesomeness.

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