
The past couple days, the Cheetostar and her little Cheeto Puffs have been hanging out in NYC, enjoying the sights in the Big Apple.

The past couple days, the Cheetostar and her little Cheeto Puffs have been hanging out in NYC, enjoying the sights in the Big Apple.
Despite Papa Jamie’s leash on Brit Brit and helping her get her feet pointed in the right direction, Brit Brit is sad. A bag of Cheetos and a frappe always helps me cope with the day to day hoopla of being a gossip blogger.
If you didn’t watch the much-anticipated Brit documentary, you didn’t miss a whole lot. The revelations weren’t shocking and there was no mention of Adnan, Psycho Sam Lufti, or the whacked out pink wig episodes. C’mon you KNOW you wanted to hear about that Cheeto-ness. I did.
What I got out of the whole one hour jibber jabber was that despite Papa Jamie helping her with shiznit, Brit Brit wants to be free from the conservatorship and wants to be free to search for that new gold-digging husband.
One of the most disturbing quotes from Cheeto Brit’s mouth was one which she told her friends,
‘I’m going to write the man of my dreams on my arm. I’m going to get married next year and have babies. Watch!” Ummm okay. Somehow I don’t think this beotch has learned.
‘You can’t really go there in a complete state of happiness because you’re scared it’s going to be taken away. So it’s better just not to feel anything at all and to have hope to feel the other way….When I tell people the way I feel they hear me, but they’re really not listening. They hear what they want to hear. They don’t really listen to what I’m telling them.
She started to sob as she added: “It’s bad. I’m sad.”
The truth of the matter is that Brit Brit has had ALL the chances and possibilities to have a great life, but because she is ignorant right now, she is just a cow who is being milked for mad Cheeto money. Because her comeback performances have been nothing to write home about, I’m thinking girlfriend needs to disappear off the radar. Earn her kids back and just leave. The end.
Click after the jump for pics of Brit in London, greeting fans and smiling that Cheetorific smile. BTW, isn’t that the balcony Michael Jackson dangled Blanket from?
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Unbeweavable Britney has been in NYC promoting her new single “Womanizer”. But, don’t you doubt for a cheeto-rific minute that the Britster isn’t going to take some time to smell the roses while she’s there y’all. Despite hoards of people preventing Brit from doing a little shopping yesterday, Britney got smart and landed a hot police officer to escort her to the play “In The Heights” on Broadway last night. Sounds like fabulous fun!
But, not is all cheetos and fraps in Britneyland…
While the Britster focuses on her come back, her lawyers are working overtime to prevent scumbag Adnan Ghalib from selling that sex tape that supposedly exists. While Adnan claims it exists, Brit had once said it doesn’t exist. Hmmm.
In the case that it DOES exist, we learned from a source that said,
Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.
In any case, we hope it doesn’t hit the Internet. I mean, really..who wants to see a pink-wigged-under-the-influence Britster eating Cheetos off Adnan’s ding dong?
Not I! That is, ya know…IF such a tape even exists.
You remember that scum bag paparazzi freak Britney hung around during her pink wig days? Well, Adnan Ghalib has come out of hiding to announce he has a sex tape for sale.
According to Britney’s ex-douchebag, there IS a Britney sex tape and he’s willing to sell it if the price is right.
Adnan told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.â€
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”
Yeah, ‘cuz a sex tape isn’t selling the Cheeto-rific pop star out. What’s next–a book? If Britney’s own mother sells her out, it’s pretty much a given that a paparazzo boyfriend would sell the star out.
It is a real shame that the Britster moved into that mansion. See what that HOUSE has done?
Britney Spears has made tremendous improvement over the past couple months. Not only is she slowing earning more time with her boys, but she is back on her meds and acting like a normal human being. Hurray for that! However…a big fat HOWEVER…
It has been reported by TMZ.com that Britney is secretly having visits by Adnan Ghalib, the dirt bag paparazzo.
Two steps forward….four steps back for the ole’ Britster if this is true.
I thought her dad was living with her? He’s getting paid $2500 a week to babysit her butt…where is he when all of this is going on?
Do you remember Britney’s ex paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, the greasy hair gelled freak? Well, he’s been out of Britney’s life for a few months now…thank gawd…and it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know he was in that Cheeto-lovin’ chicks life for the fortune and the booty calls.
Now before you all start freaking out, he IS still alive. It’s just that now he is out of Britster’s life, he’s been getting some major death threats over a rumored sex tape that he is apparently trying to sell. The video is said to have been made during the couple’s romantic trip to Mexico last year.
Adnan told a source, “I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”
WHAT?!!! A break?!!!! Please don’t go Adnan. I don’t know how we are going to be able to deal without you. I am completely devastated. Err…not really.
You KNOW he’s sitting by his phone just waiting for a phone call for that multi-million dollar offer. Â What a snake!