Posts Tagged ‘advertisement’

Both Beckhams In Their Bedroom Attire.

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

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Now that we’ve seen both Vicky B. and the mouth-watering hotness that is David Beckham in individual ads sporting their scundies…why not do a joint ad? Hey, you KNEW it was coming.

So here it is. Giorgio Armani loves these two. And quite frankly, I do too.

Now that they made their presence known in England, the USA., the Beckhams can now thank Italy as they unveiled a giant billboard in central Milan today. Similar advertisements are expected to be rolled out across New York, LA, London, Rome, Paris and Tokyo. So, bitches, be prepared if you are driving along and bam, there’s David Beckham’s package right before your eyes. Stay focused. Keep your eyes on the road and control your breathing. In fact, it might be wise to keep a paper bag in your glove compartment at all times.

Some of you out there are rolling your eyes…I know you are…stop it, my loves…whether you love them or hate them, the Beckhams look fab. Admit it. People talk about them. Therefore, they are perfect icons for any advertising campaign.

Christie Brinkley Likes Milk.

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

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She may be 54, but home girl Christie Brinkley hardly looks her age. Christie Brinkley=the definition of fabulous. And besides working out on her Total Gym with her presumable workout partner Chuck Norris, Christie credits milk as part of her svelte figure and her MILF-like appearance. “Nutrition has always played a huge role in my life. I became a vegetarian when I was 13 and then got my entire family to become vegetarians. And I have always been active my whole life.”

So besides her milk ads, what else does this beotch have goin’ on (besides her new-found freedom from her ex-husband Peter Cook)? Well, Christie is working on an organic line of bedding and bath products. Saweeeeet. “I’m also designing a line of jewelry – eclectic but affordable.”

You go girl! Seems things are only getting better with age for Miss Brinkley.

Katie Holmes Plays With Fire.

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

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Katie Holmes is rumored to be in trouble with her placenta stew lover, Scientol-Tom. Why, you ask? Her spending habits are out of freakin’ control…girl just doesn’t know how to say no to splurging on $400 shoes for Tom’s daughter Isabella (no wonder why she loves Katie so much)….and so it is only necessary that Katie lands some promotional deals that can help bring in the ching ching for the couple’s bank roll.

Miu Miu has signed on Katie to pose for some uncomfortable-looking ads that THEY hope will help boost the brand’s sales and for Kate…to help pay some bills for her shopping fetish.

“Katie enjoys dressing Suri up in designer gear and loves that everyone things she’s a mini fashionista,” a source tells British magazine Now. “He (Tom) doesn’t believe in spoiling the children and he’s not one for spending money on clothes – he’s not the slightest bit interested in fashion.” So, I’m guessing he DOESN’T support these Miu Miu poses?

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P.S. I love how Katie has her hand in the fire and her eyes closed…it’s almost like she’s dreaming of a hearty portion of placenta stew boiling over a warm fire. Ahhhhh.

Claudia Schiffer Still Fabulous At 38.

Friday, January 16th, 2009

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Current and future supermodels, eat your freakin’ hearts out. In the words of 1990’s R and B superstar “This Is How We Do It”. Montell Jordan was a wise, wise man back then.

At 38 years old, Claudia Schiffer is still looking fierce as ever AND landing jobs. For Salvatore Ferragamo, Claudia strikes her best come-hither pose and I must admit, we don’t care what she’s selling…we’ll buy it!

In addition to this ad campaign, Miss Schiffer is working with Chanel and will launch her OWN range of beauty products next summer. And, surely the products will help us to look more like her!

Giorgio Armani Gets Posh In Her Panties.

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

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Remember those insecurities Posh said she had about being scantily clad? Posh has previously turned down offers of lingerie photo shoots after moaning she looks “really awful naked”. Well, apparently girl has gotten over herself as she follows in the footsteps of her hubby by stripping down to her skivvies for Giorgio Armani’s Spring/Summer campaign. Now, I’m not quite sure this ad will melt as many hearts as David’s did…but on a positive note…

It’s good to see that the camera added at least 20 pounds to her bod.

Heidi Klum And Her Bitch Cruise Los Angeles.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

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Wow! What hot bitches! Heidi Klum and her Afghan hound friend took a stroll around Los Angeles in a Bentley convertible. I wonder what kind of conditioner they use to look THAT fly and fabulous. Sooo jealous.

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Armani Loves The Beckhams In Their Scundies

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

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We absolutely loved it when Giorgio Armani chose David Beckham to pose in his tighty white-ies. I seriously was drooling for days. C’mon, you KNOW you were too!

Anypackage, now it’s Vicky’s turn to undress and make love to the camera…in her underwear.

Armani said: “Victoria is a style icon, a dynamic lady whose influence and recognition
will add great excitement to the continued international growth of our Emporio Armani women’s underwear business.”

And when Armani speaks, Victoria Beckham listens. I’m sure a saucy 3-year, $24 million contract may have influenced Posh just a tad bit as well. Money hungry much?

Oh hell to the no…this is an OPPORTUNITY. (A sucky jean line will do that to ya.)

Vicky said, “To be given this opportunity to work with Armani is thrilling. I have so much respect for him.”

Well we don’t have a whole lot of respect for you now, Poshy. But, your hubby now is a whole ‘nother story.

Yummers.

Ok Ok, you made me do it. Just THIS ONCE, though.

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Heidi Klum Is Scablicious.

Monday, October 20th, 2008

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Seeing Heidi Klum with scabs on her knees really makes my day that much brighter. It is Monday, for gawd’s sake, but Heidi…I commend you for making me feel fabulous on this Monday afternoon.

The beotch is NOT the epitomy of perfection. However, I must admit she is pretty damn close. Heidi and her little cherubs Leni, Henry, and Johan spent their Sunday afternoon enjoying time at Coldwater Canyon Park in Los Angeles. Girlfriend deserves a small break from being her semi-perfect self.

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Heidi’s latest venture has been participation in advertisements for the “Got Milk” campaign. What do you think of Ms. Klum as an old maid?


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