Posts Tagged ‘All My Sons’
Friday, January 9th, 2009
Scientol-Tom has the big Golden Globes to attend to on Sunday in Cali because of his Supporting Role nomination for “Tropic Thunder”. On the other side of the country, Katie will be wrapping up her Broadway show “All My Sons” on Sunday as well. Hello!!!! Placenta Stew Conflict!!! Because Katie won’t be able to attend the actual awards ceremony, Tom has pleaded with Katie to hop on a plane to celebrate with him IF he does win. And of course, Stepford Kate has agreed to dash from her final Broadway performance in NYC to LA to smooch up and bow down to her old man.
Crazy Cruise told a source, “We discussed it, and she told me I should go. So I’m going to the Golden Globes with her father and my mother. She’s going to finish her show and we’ll meet at the after parties.” Well isn’t Katie’s father lucky? HA!
At any rate, I think it is safe to say that Tom is going to lose to Heath Ledger, so Kate shouldn’t have to worry.
On the other hand, if on the rare, rare chance that Tommy DOES win, it will only solidify the fact that Tommy can win if you dress him up as a bald, fat and crazy guy.
Tags: All My Sons, Broadway, California, Golden Globes, Heath Ledger, Katie Holmes, NYC, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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Thursday, December 4th, 2008
“I know everything that’s been written and said. I didn’t want people–especially my fellow cast mates–to think that I was just cast for name recognition. I wanted the rest of the cast to know that I am serious. There’s a misperception about me that I just became this wallflower, this woman who doesn’t have any control over her life. That I just became a wife. And that’s pretty wrong.”
Katie Holmes, On Why She Was Scared Shitless To Start Work on “All My Sons”
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Tags: All My Sons, Broadway, Katie Holmes, Quote of the Day
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
Now normally if your precious baby is crying for the other parent, one’s jealous tendencies may become apparent and one may become a tad melancholy. But, in this particular instance, as Suri reaches out for Scientol-Tom, Katie seems to not really give a crap. In fact, poor Stepford Kate looks rundown and in need of one giant nap. Work is a bitch, I tell ya!
I get depressed every time I talk about Katie and her rugged life, so let’s celebrate Tom’s platform trainers. It looks as if Tommy’s sneaks make him at LEAST one and a half inches taller. And to that we give a big WHA WHAT?!!!!
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Tags: actress, All My Sons, Broadway, Katie Holmes, NYC, scientology, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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Sunday, November 30th, 2008
It seems the Tom Cruise clan and the Beckhams are thankful for one another as they joined forces to celebrate their Thanksgiving holiday together. Awww, so sweet.
David and Vicky B. headed to Central Park with their three sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz to meet up with Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, their daughter Suri and Cruise’s adopted children Isabella and Connor for the fabulous festivities.
The two families also hooked up a day before to watch Katie perform in her Broadway play “All My Sons” and then they presumably had a placenta stew dinner together. Yum.
Click after the jump for more saucy pics of the Beckhams and the Cruise clans as they get swarmed by the paparazzi.
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Tags: All My Sons, Broadway, Brooklyn, Central Park, Conner, Cruz, David Beckham, Isabella, Katie Holmes, NYC, Romeo, Suri Cruise, Thanksgiving, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham
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Friday, November 14th, 2008
Whip up your favorite stew, break out your best fold-n-roll jeans and jump on your couch like a highly energetic child. We will soon be celebrating the fabulous union of Scientology Tom and Stepford Katie Cruise…November 18th to be exact.
So, mark your calendars and be prepared to celebrate because we aren’t so sure Tom and Katie will be able to party down on their anniversary. Katie has gotta work, peeps. Yeah, how bad does THAT suck. It seems their second wedding anniversary could end up being a very low key affair as Katie will be on stage in All My Sons instead of going somewhere special with Tom. Awwww, I know. It’s depressing, really. But, you KNOW Tommy will be at the theater taking all the attention away from his working woman that night. He’ll have that magical twinkle in his eye that will entrance the audience and fill the room with Scientology love.
A source told OK! magazine: “Don’t be surprised if he presents her with a huge bouquet of roses as the cast takes their bows. And her dressing room will look like a florist shop!”
Well, that is a sweet idea, but flowers die. Katie’s love for Tom will never die as long as he keeps cookin’ that warm, hearty placenta stew. I have a better idea. Why not set up a crock pot in Katie’s dressing room? YEAH! Tom could simmer a special placenta stew all night long and then after the show they can toast their love by dipping their fingers into the stew and marking a heart on each other’s foreheads.
OMG, how sweet.
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Tags: All My Sons, anniversary, Broadway, David Beckham, dressing room, fashion, flowers, Katie Holmes, Ok Magazine, placenta stew, Tom Cruise, wedding
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Friday, November 7th, 2008
While Katie is juggling production of All My Sons, little tater tot Suri has hours to play in her own VIP area at the theater…which even comes complete with a little piano. Life is rough for Suri!
However, the princess of Scientology King and Stepford wife Katie is clearly getting sick of the endless photo ops. I think Suri may need to refresh her day with some warm placenta stew.
You wonder why Tom is always smiling? I’m telling ya…it is the stew! It’s warm, it’s hearty AND it’s full of wholesome goodness. YUM!
Click for some more pics of a stressed out Suri!
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Tags: All My Sons, Broadway, Katie Holmes, photo op, placenta stew, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise, vip
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Thursday, October 30th, 2008
Five grueling weeks of rehearsals for a Broadway show performance, playing with and keeping tabs on a two-year-old Xenu child Suri and playing Stepford wife to Scientologist guru Tom Cruise is finally taking its toll on Katie Holmes.
Katie looks as though she needs about 2828473 hours of sleep and a shot of vodka. Wait one hot minute, isn’t booze against Scientology rules and regulations? Pffft.
Perhaps some hearty placenta stew will bring some color back to Kate’s gaunt-like complexion? Tom, put on that apron and get cookin’!
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Tags: All My Sons, Broadway, Katie Holmes, placenta stew, scientology, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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Sunday, October 19th, 2008
Ice cream, you scream…I look at Tom and still scream. It was a placenta-loving Saturday afternoon for Tom and Scientology-spawn Suri as the duo enjoyed some ice cream and some cuddles in Manhattan near the Holmes-Cruise apartment.
Meanwhile, Stepford Katie was performing a matinee of “All My Sons” on Broadway. Way to put Tommy on diaper duty!
Tags: All My Sons, Broadway, Katie Holmes, Manhattan, Saturday, Sundaes & Cones, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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