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Saint Angelina May Be Expecting

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Now while there are ALWAYS either adoption or pregnancy rumors surrounding the Jolie-Pitt clan, I almost choked on my applesauce. Now while I needed to just slow down on my inhalation of food, I was not particularly surprised to hear that Angelina may be sperminated once again. It was a matter of WHEN home girl would be flaunting a baby bump in public for Jen to loathe over. All it takes is for Brad to look at Ange and boom…she’s injected with Brad’s super sperm.

I’m hearing this will be the couple’s SEVENTH child? Good gawd, I can’t believe I already forgot about Vivienne and Knox. Shoot.

Well, Star magazine is reporting that Saint Angelina is two-and-a-half months pregnant with her fourth biological child with partner Brad Pitt.

An “insider” says, “Yes, Angie is pregnant. They’d been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. She’s thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it.”

I’d like to know who this “insider” is. But, if this IS true and she is pregnant, Madge ain’t got nothin’ on Ange!

Tags: adoption, ange, angelina, angie, applesauce, biological child, Brad Pitt, inhalation, insider, Jolie-Pitt, pregnancy, shock, Star magazine, Vivienne
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Madge Thinks Sepia Is The Answer!

Monday, April 13th, 2009

She may have been denied Mercy, but Madge will not quit. She has put her vadge on hold for one hot minute to tug at the heart strings of Malawian officials. In her latest efforts, today Madge released a heartwarming photo that she hopes will charm those denying her the rights to adopting Mercy.

With a mothering smile and holding the three-year-old close to her bosom, Madge exudes a saintly glow that could give Angelina a run for her money.

To accompany the image, Madge sent an emotional email to Malawi’s Nation newspaper. In it she wrote, “I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it’s my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world.”

So, is Sepia the answer?

Tags: angelina, Angelina Jolie, best education, bosom, desire, email, friends around the world, heart strings, loving family environment, Madonna, money, photo, saintly glow, Smile
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Angie Goes Granny

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Numerous online gossip mags were saying that Saint Angelina’s angel wings broke into pieces when she crumbled on the set of “Salt”. Ok, well not exactly.

Britain’s Now magazine claimed that Saint Ange “collapsed between takes, complaining of shortness of breath and dizzy spells” and other mags followed suit. Well, bitches, it didn’t happen. Her wings are still intact and she is still fabulous as ever. Home girl isn’t a weak bitch. She may look as if she is frail and hungry for a Big Mac, but instead of worrying us even more, Saint Ange ponchos it up.

Go granny, go!

Image Source: Matrix

Tags: angel wings, angelina, angie, bitch, dizzy spells, gossip, granny, home girl, matrix, saint ange, shortness of breath
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Madge’s Baby Snatching Case Put Off Until Friday

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Madge continued her baby adoption mission yesterday with a trip to Malawi. The Angelina-wanna-be arrived with daughter Lourdes, Rocco and David in tow and their private jet landing in the capital of Lilonwe.

Today Madge asked a judge in Lilongwe for permission to adopt four-year-old Mercy James as a ’sister’ for David, however, the judge is making the baby snatcher wait…until FRIDAY! Whhhaaaaaa?!! Why?

Well, it seems like Mercy’s memaw-maw is causing a big ole stink at the prospect of Madge adopting this little doot doot, who has been living as an orphan FOR YEARS!

Ummm, that totally does not make any sense.

“We feel Madonna is behaving like a bully,” said Undule Mwakusungura, chairman of the Human Rights Consultative Committee. “She has the money and the status to use her profile to manipulate, to fast-track the process.”

Ya damn right she does…Madge has the ching to buy all of Malawi if she wants. Step aside, Undule! Let Madge fly the jet right up to the orphanage, put “Holiday” on the jet’s speaker system and allow Madge to snatch all the Malawian babies she can fit in her private jet. Heck, maybe Madge could adopt crabby pants Undule too!

Tags: angelina, baby adoption, bully, daughter lourdes, doot doot, human rights consultative committee, jet landing, lilongwe, Madonna, memaw, mercy james, money, orphan, private jet, Rocco, stink
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SPJ Is No Angelina

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

We all loved Sarah Jessica Parker in “Sex and the City” and for Sarah to break away from that persona and delve into another character role is very brave. And we give her props for that, but don’t expect her to be Oscar material anytime soon. Sorry, but you KNOW it’s true!

In her latest flick, Sarah plays opposite Hugh Grant in “Did You Hear About The Morgans?” I know, thrilling, right? Hugh and SJP play the Morgans, an estranged couple who witness a murder and are forced to relocate to a small Wyoming town, via the witness protection program.

As far as stunts go…you can forget it. SPJ isn’t touching stunts with a ten foot pole. SPJ has a stunt double who bares her panties in a balcony crossover scene…either she was scared to do the crossover or scurred to show her panties.

Sounds about as interesting as watching paint dry. But…they COULD surprise me.
Ehhh.

Image Source: Splash

Tags: angelina, balcony, character role, crossover, delve, grant hugh, Hugh Grant, morgans, oscar material, props, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City, stunt double, stunts, witness protection program, wyoming town
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John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston, The PR Whores

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Even though he is somewhat of a douche-bag it is empowering to know that Jennifer Aniston has found happiness again with the new love of her life, John Mayer. I surely do not believe that she is truly happy, especially after seeing this In Touch cover. I mean, for gawd’s sake, all that smiling on stage during her Oscar presentation wasn’t for John or Angelina…it was for Brad? Oh Em Gee, seriously?

So what I can infer from this cover and story is that Jennifer still pines for Brad and wants Brad to know that secretly she still wants to mother his children and punch “uncool” Angelina in the hoo hah.

Peep the couple’s happiness below as Oprah’s BFF, Gayle King, interviews the happy couple. Can you feel the happy vibes of love?

Tags: angelina, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, happiness, In Touch magazine, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, love, Oscars
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Angelina Jolie Gets Juicy With Nightline.

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

Or not.

She’s already won an Oscar, so apparently Saint Angelina could give a rat’s ass if she wins another…or at least that is what she says. In a sit down interview with ABC’s Nightline, Saint Angelina dishes on life with her kiddies, her Oscar nominations and her future career plans. It’s one of those interviews that we’ve all heard before, but SADLY, you know it’s gonna get the ratings. Peep the highlights below.

ON BOTH HER AND BRAD‘S OSCAR NOMINATIONS:

I am hoping that Benjamin Button does really good on the night, yeah I’m rooting for Brad. I feel very lucky that I have won in the past, but many people have had great careers that haven’t won.
I think you have to have your head around you to understand what certain things are, as much as they’re nice … it shouldn’t make you feel differently about your work.”

ON HER PRIORITIES IN LIFE:

I say kids first, woman to Brad and then my work internationally; and try to educate myself and learn about the world and do some good things while I’m alive. So what is that? Fourth?

I don’t want to wake up one day and say I had my career that expanded so much longer and I did that many more films and miss out on all those other things in life.

WHY SHE PLANS ON WORKING LESS:

I’m so lucky, and I don’t want to miss school lunches and things like that. I’ll work for the next few months but I think less and less for the next few years.

WHY SHE DOESN’T WATCH HER OWN MOVIES:

Most films I’ve seen once but there’s a film or two I haven’t seen. I like the process of doing them more than watching them. I don’t really like to watch movies. I love to watch Brad’s movies..

Blah, blah blah, blah, blah. Where’s the Jennifer jab?

Image Source: Reuters

Tags: ABC, angelina, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, career plans, films, kiddies, Nightline, oscar nominations, priorities in life, school lunches
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